New dog breeds

Triple retriever

Triple retriever

By Bill Derby

Did you get one of these dogs for Christmas?  Today there are many new breeds showing up. Even the Westminster Kennel Club, the Miss Universe of dogdom, is allowing a few new abstract breeds into the high-tailed show.

I found this list of new canine cross-breeds,that in some cases make a lot of sense, others maybe not so much.

What you would get if you crossbred these pooches…

Pooch Prayer

Pooch Prayer

Collie + Lhasa Apso … Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow … Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter … Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund … Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso … Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel … Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Guilty Puppy

Guilty Puppy

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever … Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound … Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog … Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador … Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer … Moot Point, owned by… oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway

My Chair

My Chair

Collie + Malamute … Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier … Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu … Oh, never mind…


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