Triple retriever
By Bill Derby
Did you get one of these dogs for Christmas? Today there are many new breeds showing up. Even the Westminster Kennel Club, the Miss Universe of dogdom, is allowing a few new abstract breeds into the high-tailed show.
I found this list of new canine cross-breeds,that in some cases make a lot of sense, others maybe not so much.
What you would get if you crossbred these pooches…
Pooch Prayer
Collie + Lhasa Apso … Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow … Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter … Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund … Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso … Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel … Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Guilty Puppy
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever … Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound … Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog … Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador … Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer … Moot Point, owned by… oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway
My Chair
Collie + Malamute … Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier … Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu … Oh, never mind…
