Enjoy these fun, wacky signs seen around the world and don’t talk politics during Thanksgiving dinner

• This work space has been accident free…since Joe left.
• Shop local cause Amazon won’t sponsor your kids’ ball team.
• Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets.
We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the TV too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture… So if your dog can vouch for you, you’re welcome too.
• Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.
• Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?
• Zoo Rules: Those who throw objects/stones at the crocodiles/snakes will be asked to retrieve them.
• Sign on hospital maternity Ward: Push…Push… Push.
• Stop making stupid people famous.
• My mind is like an internet browser 19 tabs are open three of them are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
• Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs
• Come in and try the worst coffee one woman on TripAdvisor had in her life.
• Do regular dogs see police dogs and “Oh no. It’s a cop”?
• No mask on your face. You big Disgrace. Spreading your germs all over the place.
• It’s no longer 5 O’clock somewhere. It’s 2020 everywhere drink when you want.
• Your GPS is wrong. Turn around.
• Emergency phone not installed… Please do not have an emergency at this location.
• Skinny people are easier to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
• Cold? Check out a book! You’ll still be cold but you’ll have a book.
• People write congrats because they can’ spell congrajlashins.
• The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.
• Not homeless, wife in Target 2 plus hours. Please Help.
• When the virus is over, I still want some of y’all to stay away from me.
• Adam & Eve: First ones to ignore Apple terms & conditions.
• Help wanted: must be 18 years old with 20 years’ experience.
• Don’t tap the glass. It scares the donuts.
• If you come into the store and don’t have a mask, we will have to take your temperature. P.S. We only have rectal thermometers.
• Warning: This area is under 23 hours of video and audio surveillance.
• Unfortunately during meal service the outdoor balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologize for your slightly extended life span.
• The Hokey Pokey Clinic…A chance to turn yourself around.
• Entering Mississippi. Turn your clocks back 200 years.
• Notice: We guarantee fast service—No matter how long it takes.
• Correctional facility area. Do not pick up hitchhikers.
• Attention: This fence is coated in non-drying paint.
• Do not feed the elephants. It causes management problem.
• Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.95
• Warning to tourists. Do not laugh at the natives.
• Keep the door closed, at least not open.
• Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
• Poisonous snakes and insects area. Welcome!
And Finally!
• Don’t forget to turn your scales back
15 lbs. tonight!!!